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Found: an infamous White Elephant party gift from my Google days, which I gave to an unsuspecting co-worker, who then regifted it for my birthday the following year. I was going for the most tasteless, weird and inappropriate stuff, short of anything sexual, that I could find. I succeeded.

Contents (L-R): hollandaise sauce, box of fuses, pack of smokes, anchovies.